Tired of studying MalagasyExcerpts from his letter to his sister Dani:
I gave Melissa and Nat a challenge to have a baby before I get back and Phil to be married, but I never gave you one. So, here it is. I challenge you to become as funny as Phil before I get back. And if you become as funny as me, I'll take you to dinner. Unlikely, but I thought I'd give you an option.
I will love you forever. Keep writing and I will keep giving you "elderly" advice. Get it? - "elder-ly!!" Oh, geez, what am I gonna do with myself?